拿到offer，你是否能看明白呢？有些美国大学拒信充满了客套话，其中不乏幽默之语，下面就是整理出的若干。

　　The admissins selection comitte has reviewed your application for admission for the fall of 2011.

　　我看到你的情书了。

　　We are grateful for the time you invested in researching the University and completing the application process.

　　看来你喜欢我很久了。

　　Each application is unique, and each student presents wonderful attributes and potential.

　　你很特别。

　　While I wish it had been possible to offer you admission…

　　我也希望我能爱上你……

　　However, after evaluating your credentials in the context of a talented group of candidates, we regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you admission to **.

　　但你并不是最适合我的。

　　We want to assure you that we gave your application a very careful review before making this difficult decision.

　　你要清楚，我做出这样的决定也并不轻松。

　　However, with nearly 33,000 applications this year for 2,250 openings in the freshman class, competition for admission was extremely intense. As a result of this, many qualified candidates have been denied admission.

　　那么多人喜欢我也不是我的错，我只好拒绝大部分的人了。

　　We simply did not have room for all of the superb students who applied to ** this admission season.

　　哎，只可惜我没那么多时间和精力来照顾你们那么多人……

　　Experience has taught me how disappointing it is to apply for something important and receive an unfavorable reply.

　　我了解这种痛苦。

　　Although the decision on your application is probably discouraging to you at this moment, I am confident that you will overcome this temporary setback and achieve great success during your college career.

　　相信我，你会变得更坚强的。

　　We know your accomplishments will earn you admission to many excellent colleges and universities, and we are confident you will find one of them to be an excellent match for your academic aspirations.

　　你这么优秀，一定能找到欣赏你的人的。

　　In closing, we want you to know that you have honored us with your interest in **.

　　不管怎么说，谢谢你曾经爱过我。

　　Please note that we will not mail you a paper copy of this decision unless you would like us to do so.

　　这是我的名片。

　　If I can be of any service to you in the future, please do not hesitate to contact me.

　　我们还可以做朋友。以后有什么需要的，随时联系我。

　　Best wishes for success in all your future endeavors.

　　祝你幸福。